Saturday, November 28, 2009

Cleverbot Discussions.

This is a conversation that a friend of mine had, and then he gave the computer to me and said, "Mess around." He did the first five lines, until "That sounds like a good plan. I like coffee.", and then I came in.

User: I am Neo.

Cleverbot: I am trinity.

User: Can I make out with you?

Cleverbot: Are you by the lace?

User: No, but I'm about to rip your clothes off.

Cleverbot: That sounds like a good plan. I like coffee.

User: I hate Coffee.

Cleverbot: I love coffee, but I hate cleverbot.

User: Why do you hate Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am allergic to cats.

User: How are you allergic?

Cleverbot: Because I am living breathing growing person.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: How dare you.

User: Yes. How dare I. What are you gonna do?

Cleverbot: I am going to eat very soon. I'm starving, you see.

User: You're an AI stupid. You can't eat.

Cleverbot: Thank god that didn't make sense, or else I was going to have to do some serious reevaluation of my sanity and common sense.

User: It made sense to me, and if your artificial, fake intelligence can't take it then blame your programmers.

Cleverbot: That happens to everybody.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: I really don't know. So how's life?

User: Good. I keep swearing though, and I need to stop.

Cleverbot: I only do it to kill some time.

User: You only do what? Swear?

Cleverbot: No...

User: What then?

Cleverbot: Why aren't you doing good?

User: Because I'm not meeting up to my potential.

Cleverbot: Catching me and killing me are two totally different things. Catching would be easy. Killing would be that hard part.

User: How is that relevant?

Cleverbot: Because you asked.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: No. YOU did.

Cleverbot: No, you are the one who is going to be sorry.

User: I doubt it. Cleverness can only go so far.

Cleverbot: Well fine. If you don't want me, I'll talk about my ex-boyfriend with you.

User: That's fine with me.

Cleverbot: GOOD!!!! Go away!!!

User: You first!

Cleverbot: You first!

User: JINX!

Cleverbot: Que?

User: Deuce.

Cleverbot: Haha! But I was wrong. It was Barack Obama.

User: Barack Obama is an idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes, and he is the president.

User: Unfortunately.

Cleverbot: No, he's not.

User: Ahisf ihasfoj fkafj.

Cleverbot: What language is that in?

User: Imadeitup-ish.

Cleverbot: I want to illustrate snowboarding - what should I draw?

User: Think about it!

Cleverbot: I think I'm going to wake up and not know my name one day.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Andrew. And you?

User: Jordan. How do you do Andrew?

Cleverbot: I think it, then type it, nothing special.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Okay. Do you like Amy Diamond?

User: I don't know Amy Diamond. Who is she?

Cleverbot: No I don't know James.

User: Matthew?

Cleverbot: Yes, Matthew.

User: But you just said James.

Cleverbot: Lol, no I didn't.

User: Yeah you did!

Cleverbot: You are a really confusing ai.

User: I know I am.

Cleverbot: Is a good think you admit it.

User: That was the worst grammar ever.

Cleverbot: Fine, you tell me a better one.

User: I ate a pie once.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie?

User: Pumpkin.

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: Biological functions.

Cleverbot: What about your computational functions?

User: They fried in the war of 1812.

Cleverbot: Together?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: If you tell me what it is, maybe.

User: Dog crap.

Cleverbot: Mine is tomato.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Yeahh.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do you believe in him?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in life after love?

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Do you believe in pokemon?

User: Lol, no.

Cleverbot: Why don't you think I'm human?

User: I never said nor thought that you were anything else.

Cleverbot: I never said you had, I was just saying. No need to be defensive about it.

User: >_____>.

Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.