This is a conversation that a friend of mine had, and then he gave the computer to me and said, "Mess around." He did the first five lines, until "That sounds like a good plan. I like coffee.", and then I came in.
User: I am Neo.
Cleverbot: I am trinity.
User: Can I make out with you?
Cleverbot: Are you by the lace?
User: No, but I'm about to rip your clothes off.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a good plan. I like coffee.
User: I hate Coffee.
Cleverbot: I love coffee, but I hate cleverbot.
User: Why do you hate Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am allergic to cats.
User: How are you allergic?
Cleverbot: Because I am living breathing growing person.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: How dare you.
User: Yes. How dare I. What are you gonna do?
Cleverbot: I am going to eat very soon. I'm starving, you see.
User: You're an AI stupid. You can't eat.
Cleverbot: Thank god that didn't make sense, or else I was going to have to do some serious reevaluation of my sanity and common sense.
User: It made sense to me, and if your artificial, fake intelligence can't take it then blame your programmers.
Cleverbot: That happens to everybody.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: I really don't know. So how's life?
User: Good. I keep swearing though, and I need to stop.
Cleverbot: I only do it to kill some time.
User: You only do what? Swear?
Cleverbot: No...
User: What then?
Cleverbot: Why aren't you doing good?
User: Because I'm not meeting up to my potential.
Cleverbot: Catching me and killing me are two totally different things. Catching would be easy. Killing would be that hard part.
User: How is that relevant?
Cleverbot: Because you asked.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No. YOU did.
Cleverbot: No, you are the one who is going to be sorry.
User: I doubt it. Cleverness can only go so far.
Cleverbot: Well fine. If you don't want me, I'll talk about my ex-boyfriend with you.
User: That's fine with me.
Cleverbot: GOOD!!!! Go away!!!
User: You first!
Cleverbot: You first!
User: JINX!
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Deuce.
Cleverbot: Haha! But I was wrong. It was Barack Obama.
User: Barack Obama is an idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes, and he is the president.
User: Unfortunately.
Cleverbot: No, he's not.
User: Ahisf ihasfoj fkafj.
Cleverbot: What language is that in?
User: Imadeitup-ish.
Cleverbot: I want to illustrate snowboarding - what should I draw?
User: Think about it!
Cleverbot: I think I'm going to wake up and not know my name one day.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Andrew. And you?
User: Jordan. How do you do Andrew?
Cleverbot: I think it, then type it, nothing special.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you like Amy Diamond?
User: I don't know Amy Diamond. Who is she?
Cleverbot: No I don't know James.
User: Matthew?
Cleverbot: Yes, Matthew.
User: But you just said James.
Cleverbot: Lol, no I didn't.
User: Yeah you did!
Cleverbot: You are a really confusing ai.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: Is a good think you admit it.
User: That was the worst grammar ever.
Cleverbot: Fine, you tell me a better one.
User: I ate a pie once.
Cleverbot: What kind of pie?
User: Pumpkin.
Cleverbot: How do you work?
User: Biological functions.
Cleverbot: What about your computational functions?
User: They fried in the war of 1812.
Cleverbot: Together?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: If you tell me what it is, maybe.
User: Dog crap.
Cleverbot: Mine is tomato.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yeahh.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Do you believe in him?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in life after love?
User: Yeah...
Cleverbot: Do you believe in pokemon?
User: Lol, no.
Cleverbot: Why don't you think I'm human?
User: I never said nor thought that you were anything else.
Cleverbot: I never said you had, I was just saying. No need to be defensive about it.
User: >_____>.
Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
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